I hope Mary's not too upset since I gave her this idea to blog last night. But she hasn't blogged it yet, so fair warning I say. And when it's an idea like this one that's going to make me millions...well, I just have to strike while the iron's hot.

So my big idea that's gonna make me a millionaire? I'll tell you friends:

A dog food supplement that makes your dog shit in different colors.

That's right. It's the best idea I've had since rickshaws for the homeless and cologne for men that smells like diesel fuel! You'll be able to find your dog poop easily, and those pesky arguments about "who crapped in my lawn" will be history.

Possible names: Pootager, color-my-poo, and poochie poo-dye 9000.

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