Couple of inches of snow on the ground yesterday, and looking outside...yeah. Still there. Just a grinnin’ back at me like Skeleton Joe, Old Man Winter’s bony uncle.
So. This is it. The Apocalypse. The Day After Tomorrow. Erin and I have already drawn straws. I won’t reveal the results, but who gets to eat whom will be amended into our pre-nup. We’re changing our honeymoon plans to somewhere more defensible and adding things like guns and sterilized bandages to our wedding registry. Kino has preemptively gone feral. Good dog.
All I can say is thank god I played all those videogames. All them shootin’ and lootin’ skillz are finally gonna pay off.
Seriously, I was one of two people who showed up to work yesterday. On my way there, I saw one guy back out of his driveway, do 2 full 360's and then back right back in. I’m taking the public yak to work today.
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