Last night I dreamed I was playing with Belle and Sebastian except I didn't know how to play guitar. This didn't seem to bother anyone. I wanted to sing but every time I started the band quit playing and stared at me.

Erin dreamed she broke into Oprah's house, and somebody wrote a tell-all book about it.

Slow day today here at Rocketshop. Funny thing about a place this size: I'm either so busy I can't see straight or I'm worried we're gonna go out of business.