Erin, Jason, Lia and I saw the [worst/best/none of the above] movie yesterday. I'm really that confused by The Wicker Man. It would be the worst were it not for some incredibly [stupid/awesome] scenes, such as when Nicholas Cage, dressed in a bear suit, decks some girl. Except it's supposed to be a horror/thriller movie. And the rest of the film is straight. Bad, bad, bad, but straight. Or is it? I mean, it's SO bad..I mean they must have known, right? So maybe they made it even worse on purpose? Plus, it's dedicated to Joey Ramone. Is that some kind of clue?

Nobody seemed to know what was going on in the film, the characters least of all, and we were all subjected to the worst cliches over and over and over. They did, and this is Jason's favorite part, they did the "psych-out dream bit" TWICE. ONE RIGHT AFTER THE OTHER. Like, Oh my god I'm on fire... psych! Only a dream! Except YOU'RE REALLY ON FIRE! OH! PSYCH AGAIN! *THAT* WAS A DREAM!

Man. What a film. I'd like someone else to see it so I can get another opinion, but I'd hate to subject anyone elsse to THE HORROR.