via Yorugao:

1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the sentence in your journal along with these instructions.
5. Don't search around and look for the “coolest” book you can find. Do what’s actually next to you.

okay...

“These operators are all handy for establishing the value of a variable, but they’re of less use when it comes to conditionals.”
From PHP For the World Wide Web by Larry Ullman.