I wanted to post this earlier, in a more relevant time frame, but I had to make sure Erin got her Valentine's day present first. Part of her present involved the reification of several many of these little Valentine's Day Hearts. So I got a good chance to catalogue the gamut of possible witticisms that can appear on each candy. This example was singular. Imagine two lovers trading hearts, the little sayings on each one drawing them closer together. "Be Mine," says hers. "You're Special," says his. Then this heart is drawn. Things can only get ugly from there.