Well it finally comes out this weekend. LotR*wipes drool* should be good. And by good I mean I'll prolly put my eyes out afterwards because I'll never see anything as fine ever again. Who's with me? C'mon! Out with our eyes! They offendeth!
sorry. In other news, Justin Couch recommends that everyone get their hair cut in Japan. "It's so choice. If you have the means, I highly recommend it."
Warm blankets, complimentary massage, a little beer or something? Some manga or some soft porn? Sit down, relax in this nice warmy seat in a room of soylent green. Many fall asleep. Almost as soporific as a train's motherly rocking is the gentle clip clip from a deadly set of shears. And the icing for all us closet masochists is the straight edge shave. The barber's deft hands hold your neck firmly in place. One slip... his thumbs command your head's position. The blade a silver stroke; a cold scrape in hot foam the temperature, you imagine, of blood.
and then you get your candy!
posted by justin at 2/11/2004 06:15:00 AM |
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