10. Leaving this afternoon. 9. Niseko. 8. Pow pow. 7. countdown ignition systems on...

Hokkaido needs a theme song, so here it is: hey hokkaido you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind. hokkaido! hokkaido!

edit: did i really say "animate our sloth golem selves to dancing"? I guess I couldn't find a place to use "zeitgeist" or "schaudenfraude" (which I can' t even spell or pronounce). I would like to publicly apologize to Holden Caufield. Sometimes I'm such a frikin PHONY! Jesus, who writes like that? It's so... blog! Huh? Yeah, I could edit it out! I don't wanna! Shuddup!