So Blogger... what's up with that? First I was all "hey, I can't remove my ads!" and they were like "OK" and pfweum! They removed them for free. Then I was all "Yo! Whassup wid my not being able to put pitchures here and shiznat? How cause I cannot upgrade?"... and Poof! They did that for free too. Is this website on some ship heading for a black hole so nobody cares what they give away or something? "Who cares? Give him whatever he wants, poor fool. His webpage is doomed anyway!"

Gonna pick up my mom tonight. I hope she doesn't have hibernation sickness from being frozen in carbonite on that long trip. Well, her eyesight will return in time.

Merry Christmas, Kwanzaa, chanukah or whatever you choose to celebrate, if anything. Although I do suggest you celebrate SOMEthing. C'mon you zoroastrians! On the dance floor!

Greg, Ani, I expect you to be out drinking at Gumby by midnight! Dad, open a more expensive bottle of wine, okay? Heidi, go ahead and turn up that country music. Cory, be nice to your dad and that goes for you too, Buff. Kiss your kid. Stacey, put down the books for a day, okay? That one too. Dud, clear that bufalo fart man. Nobody wants to smoke that. Jim, thanks for sharing that wine with everybody. All everyone and everyone else... I love yas all and I'm thinking of you this christmas.

Anyone who feels like it can join me in this prayer this xmas:

My Christmas Wish by (insert your name here)
"Dear (insert diety). Please give us one fucking day where nobody has to kill anybody else. Not even murderers can kill other murderers. Just one day, okay? Then we could all relax a little. Thank you very much."